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Only TRUE guy..Would do it for HER..

Monday, December 10th, 2007

I’m the guy who will text you
every single morning and tell you good
morning, and every single night to tell
you sweet dreams.

I’m the guy who will hold you when
you’re crying and wipe away your tears.

I’m the guy who still thinks you’re
beautiful with no make-up on, wearing
your most torn up jeans and a plain
tee-shirtI’ m the guy who won’t
pressure you to
do things that you don’t want to do.

I’ m the guy who kisses you on the
forehead; it doesn’t always have to be
on the mouth.

I’m the guy who doesn’t kiss and tell.

I’m the guy who actually listens to you
when you talk.

I’m the guy who’s waited all day
because I’m looking forward to our date
that night.

I’m the guy who is content to just be
able to hold you and wants nothing
more.

I’m the guy who can’t help but smile
when you walk into the room.

I’m the guy who’s perfectly content
with staying in and watching movies and
cuddling.

I’m the guy who won’t lie to you about
where he’s going or where he’s been, or
who he’s been with.

I’m the guy who gets butterflies when
he hears your name.

I’m the guy who’s not afraid to tell
his friends he loves you.

I’m the guy who doesn’t mess with other
girls when I have you; you’re the only
one that I need.

I’m the guy who doesn’t care about your
imperfection s, and loves you more for
them; who wants a perfect girl? that’s
just boring.

I’m the guy who will hold you while we
watch the sunset.

Women’s English=p

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

WOMEN’S ENGLISH:(you’d better write it dwn haha)
Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry

We need = I want

It’s your decision = The correct
decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this
later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure…go ahead = I don’t want you to

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset,
you
moron!

You’re … so manly = You need a shave
and you sweat a lot

You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is
sex all you ever think about??

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I
have flabby thighs

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for
something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did
something today that you’re really not
going to like

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off
your shoes and find a good game on TV

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just
agree with me

Are you listening to me?? = Too late,
you’re dead